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rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

when the phrase “hopefully my fever comes back so i don’t have to go school” is something a student says you know somethings wrong with the state of school

oak23:

tarfeels:

tarfeels:

I like how bottoming isn’t considered “manly” I’ve had a 9-inch dick in my ass and meanwhile straight guys are terrified of having the doctor check their prostates who’s really the little bitch

This is why I’m not allowed to drunk tumble

where’s the lie tho

dude im watching ugly betty and alexis has amnesia so she doesnt remember deciding to transition but SHES SO HAPPY ABOUT IT like theyre sort of playing it as a joke which is bluh but its mostly like actually happiness

oak23:

dragondicks:

tastefullyoffensive:

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she has three sisters you fuckin casual

Um excuse you but Barbie has 6 sisters Skipper, Stacie, Tutti, Kelly, Chelsea and Krissy as well as brother(s) named Todd (Todd is the name of both Stacie and Tutti’s twin brothers though they’re different ages).

swagarian:

A guest at my friend’s hotel left these behind

Yes, that is a four-person jacuzzi filled with magic: the gathering cards

dreaming-dolli:

silverxshadow:

dreaming-dolli:

etherealswanprince:

Thanks freshplinfa
Thanks freshplinfa
Thanks freshplinfa
Thanks freshplinfa

Fuck off.

I’m on mobile otherwise would delete the caption because I so agree with you.

Y’all really hold some grudges over a dude that said faggot once.

It wasn’t that though. He was racist and rude towards the fandom and didn’t apologize or anything for it. Just because others wanted to have headcanons and more POC in EAH.

"a dude who said faggot once" he said it alot more than that and he was racist as all hell so yeah were gonna be mad

so i’ve known for awhile i’ve had some sort of sensory disorder but i think i finally found out what its called “sensory processing disorder”

clanked:

yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

catsickles:

airedmania:

brownandwhat:

Vine - Sadia Arabia

Ooooooh the double standard…

WELP.

why have i never made this connection before

brbsoup:

I have seen the future.

human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

yo if ur looking for a good gay movie i higly recomend north sea texas on netflix

nock-nock-nock:

『 海月姫 / Princess Jellyfish 』 (Film 2014)

cybermensch:

bogsaint:

in the new fairly oddparents movie

timmy turner dies

and becomes a fairy

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